You shouldn't have bought that Samsung Smart TV [1].
You should have bought a dumb TV with decent speakers, a simple remote, and simple HDMI switch box so every user can effortlessly switch inputs [7]. Pair it with an Apple TV and, if you insist [4], something to stream Amazon video [2]. If you want to record over-the-air TV please report to the local police station [3].
Alas, you did buy the spyware-by-design [5] Smart TV. You gaze in horror at the crapware infested screen, remembering pre-iPhone mobile and HP winboxes. Set aside an hour or so, because you have cleanup to do.
Short of hacking the TV your cleanup options are limited to:
- Delete: Only a few of the apps can be deleted. I assume they didn't pay enough to Samsung.
- Move: You can create a folder to move some app icons too. Moves are slow.
- Lock: Almost everything can be 'locked', even things that can't be moved. You can't lock the bundled IE browser however.
- IE Browser only: If you have the patience, you can find a 'restrict' option in the browser settings. Set a passcode and enable nothing.
- Use the Tools button (on remote) to create a folder
- Select items on screen with remote, click Tools, and see your options (Delete, Move, Lock). Delete when you can, Move when you can, Lock all you can't Delete.
[1] I've had four hours of experience with post-1994 TV. Isn't amateurism wonderful?
[2] As of today neither Google nor Apple set top boxes will stream Amazon video. Of the options listed here the Roku has a good reputation. The XBOX 360 is abysmal, the original Wii did a good job. I assume Amazon wants to do their own hardware solution. Apple TV does Netflix well. For now we've installed Samsung's Amazon streaming app -- it's slow to start but has worked for a couple of days.
[3] Few now remember the short time when it was easy and inexpensive to record over-the-air (OTA) TV; VCRs dropped their advanced scheduling abilities in the early 90s. The Tivo era died at the hand of Cable and content owners, now there's a crowdfunded effort for OTA DVR with minimal results. For a brief time Samsung SmartTV supported recording to USB stick or drive, but this interfered with their revenue model and has been quietly dropped.
[4] Amazon Prime streamed video library is a very mixed bag. Movie selections are abysmal. Television is variable, but they do offer BBC and thus Dr Who. Apple TV has PBS - with some Amazon carve out exceptions. The media landscape today makes the Netflix DVD era seem a golden dream.
[5] During my cleanup process I ran into at least 4 EULAs; I assume they all grant Samsung the right to monitor everything we do.
[6] Samsung copies Apple extensively, but they need to copy more.
[7] Samsung's comparable dumb TV is more expensive than their Smart TV. I assume that's partly better components, but it's possible that the Smart TV cost is subsidized by the bundled video options.
See also:
- xkcd: HDTV
- xkcd: I Don't Own a TV
- New LED TV: Family photos look ghastly. Apple T… on App.net Apple TV shares blame here, but, of course, modern TVs are nowhere near as capable as modern computer displays.
Update 5/17/2014 - restoring the missing PVR (recording) function: The SamyGO TV firmware hacking project enables “Video Recording”. The download site is now at http://download.samygo.tv/. We have a Samsung UN40EH5300, per samygo.tv I think this is an “EH5300” model:
<TYPE><REGION><SIZE><YEAR><SERIES><VARIANT>[misc details]
where
U: LED
N: North America
Size: 40”
E: 2012
H: ? H series? EH series? (Wiki is confused here)
5300: variant 5300
Alas, the wiki SamyGo wiki makes it clear that hacking a 2013 Samsung is no trivial task. The relevant wiki page is a work in progress - as of 12/2012. Nonetheless, on the forum there are discussions on hacking it …
1 - One For All remote URC-7320 or similar
2 - Press magic key 3 sec then enter 0812 Press magic key 3 sec then enter 994 + magic key + 00020 + red key ( now red key is 3SPEED ) Press magic key 3 sec then enter 994 + magic key + 00027 + green key ( now green key is FACTORY )
with tv turned on press info in tv original remote and green key in ofa remote and thats all
The URC-7320 is no longer sold, but Amazon does sell a URC-8820. Elsewhere a blog post says using the IR remote hack is particularly treacherous…
I found a discussion on enabling EH5300 PVR, but I think this is a generic direction, I can’t see it’s been used on a 5300.
1.- Download ruSamsungTVCommunicator
2.- Connect your TV and your PC to your local network.
3.- Open ruSamsungTVCommunicator and wait until it finds your TV (If it doesn't find it, you'll need to manually enter its ip address)
4.- A prompt will be shown in your tv, accept it.
5.- Turn off your TV and ruSamsungTVCommunicator then press {INFO} {MENU} {MUTE} {POWER} on the remote and re-open ruSamsungTVCommunicator.
6.- Press FACTORY and after this 3SPEED buttons on ruSamsungTVCommunicator.
7.- From Service Menu select Control, than Sub-option; Find PVR and change it to ON and PVR Num =1
8.- Save settings by pressing POWER on remote controller (TV turns off)
9.- Enjoy your new PVR!!!
I actually tried running ruSamsungTVCommunicator on a no-file-system-access XP VM running on OS X. I set a VM snapshot, then reverted post experimentation. There were quite a few unsettling pauses in the process, which might have been the XP antivirus keeling over. I didn’t get far with the experiment. I think I’ll have to give up on my hacking the Samsung — at least until there’s a less worrisome toolset.