Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Newton lives in the iPhone's CPU

Not exactly news, but still worth noting. The Newton's CPU lives on in the iPhone ...
AppleInsider | A closer look at iPhone 3G S Cortex-A8 ARM and PowerVR chips 
... The Cortex-A8 class is referred to in general terms as ARMv7, not to be confused with ARM7, which was actually a third generation ARMv3 used in the Apple eMate300 a decade ago. Previous generations of iPhone and iPod touch used an ARM11 processor, part of the ARMv6 generation.
Apple partnered with its British equivalent Acorn in the late 80s to adapt Acorn's RISC processor for use in mobile devices, forming the ARM partnership. Apple subsequently used a third generation ARM6 in its first Newton MessagePad in the early 90s...

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Experiment with VMWare -- for free

I have sinned, but I have seen the light.

Now that I've joined the Church of the disposable image, I need to catch up on some basics. I've been using Fusion and Parallels w/ Windows 2000 on OS X, but the Windows VM world is new to me. So I'll have a few posts on that topic.

Since I've committed to Fusion on the Mac I'm experimenting with VMWare. Their primary end user product is VMWare Workstation, which is inexpensive for academics. This appears to be similar to Fusion on OS X. There's a generous 1 month free trial.

The surprise, however, is that you don't actually need to pay any money at all to do quite a bit with VMs. Both VMWare Converter and VMWare Player are free. VMWare Converter (Windows) will convert an existing machine, such as an XP machine, to the VM format and VMWare Player will execute these images. [Update: OK, not quite! See below.]

This isn't something VMWare markets. VMWare's web site doesn't list VMWare Converter as a possible source for VMWare Player images and even the VMWare Player wikipedia article doesn't mention this.

VMPlayer (Windows) will run their "appliances". -- and more besides ...
... Open Microsoft virtual machines, Symantec Backup Exec System Recovery (formerly called Live State Recovery) images, Norton Ghost 10 images, Norton Save & Restore images, StorageCraft ShadowProtect images, and Acronis True Image images. In this process, the initial virtual machine or image is left untouched in its native format and any modifications are saved in a much smaller VMware-formatted file that is linked to the initial image...
So you can turn your existing Windows environment into a VM and play with it - for free. I think you can also run a VMWare 6.5.2 VM on Fusion but I'm not sure of that.

There are a few VMWare Player limitations, it doesn't enter full screen on startup unless you tweak a setting and it's essentially undocumented. I've also run into device driver issues, I can't see how to install the VMWare tools for example. It's really a bit of a toy but it's free. There's an upgrade mechanism to VMWare Workstation

If you want to download the Win 7 RC .iso file and turn it into a VM without installing it I think you'll need VMWare Workstation -- though if you have VMWare Fusion maybe you could prep it on the Mac then move it to VMWare Player.

VMware Converter comes with lots of documentation. Cough. Actually, it appears to be about as undocumented as VMWare Player. Must be a corporate policy.

I think there are two ways to run Converter - standalone and client server. I did the standalone conversion. I installed it on a machine and directed it to send the resulting image to a network share.

I clicked "convert machine" and followed the defaults. The one place to pay attention is where you're asked to select the target VMWare product. The default is some corporate product, you need to change to "VMWare Workstation 6.5.x".

A reasonably big VM takes rather a while to convert - overnight is typical.

More later...

Update: Ok, now I see the catch. Unless you install VMWare Tools you can sort of use the VMWare Convert image, but you can't go full screen, toggle out of it, some drivers don't work, etc. You can get VMWare Tools from VMWare Workstation, but there's probably a reason VMWare doesn't bundle them with Player. I say "probably" because I think VMWare is rather vague about the whole think. In any case I'll be using Workstation for my further experiments. (You might be able to install VMWare tools via Fusion. I think this is actually legal, since the point of VMWare Player is that it lets you use completed images and if you have a license to Fusion you can can complete them there.)

Update 1/21/2010: I experimented for a while, but I found VMWare on XP much less consumer-friendly than VMWare on OS X. In retrospect that's not too surprising. VMWare/Win is a corporate product, VMWare Fusion (OS X) is a consumer/geek product.

Monday, June 08, 2009

A sislaw’s Pre review

Sislaw Nettie (sister to sislaw Martha and to Emily) has a Pre.

I trust her reviews far more than the pro reviews – am I the only one to notice that Amazon’s product reviews are much better than those printed in magazines?

Like me Nettie misses Graffiti One. She likes her Pre a lot, but unsurprisingly the battery is troublesome. iPhone users can feel smug about the Sprint crapware infesting the Pre. NASCAR … brrrrrrr

My Little Pre « Nettie’s World

…I can’t delete the Sprint NASCAR app – other posters on the Pre forums yesterday confirmed this. RI-DI-CU-LOUS. So now I need to see if there’s any possibility of hiding it, although the thing I object to most strenuously is the fact that it’s taking up my 8GB space in the first place, of course.

6. Battery life. It wasn’t a very promising feeling when I woke up on Sunday morning. The battery had been at nearly 100% when I turned out the light (I had spent 10-15 minutes cleaning up contacts -more about that later) and all apps were closed. When I picked it up to say “Good morning dear Pre” the battery was at 65%! For 7 hours of (nothing?) — all I could think was that the WiFi connection was what was dragging it. The Pre forums also complained about poor battery life – and some constructive posters also provided tips, a few of which I’ve put into practice like dimming the screen a bit, syncing email a bit less frequently, turning off IM and WiFi when not needed. I think I also have to do more reading on better management of lithium ion batteries in general – a few posters said things like, “It typically takes a new battery a week of so to condition itself for maximum results” — is that really true…

No, I don’t think the “week or so” story is true – more like wishful thinking. Maybe Jobs was right about the battery cost of multitasking, though I could believe the Pre OS might be more energy efficient than OS X.

Nettie, if it makes you feel better my iPhone battery will run out by day’s end if I talk more than about two hours during the day (it’s almost a year old now). In airport mode it will last a few days even if I use WiFi occasionally.

Condolences on the Sprint crapware Nettie. Apple was in a stronger bargaining position with AT&T, though I’ve hear rumors AT&T has been fighting mightily to put their garbage on the iPhone. Rumor has it Jobs arose from his sick bed to smite them (ok, I made that up).

VMware academic discounts: Fusion and Windows Workstation

Post-Waterloo I'm a VM geek.

So, as a part-time faculty person at the U of MN I was pleased to see that VMware has large academic discounts.

VMWare Workstation is $114 academic ($190 list), Fusion (Mac - I use this) is $40 academic ($80 list).

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Google's summary of their OpenID and federated authentication approach

This is what enables me to auto-authenticate with Facebook when I'm logged into Gmail. I've linked the accounts from Facebook using this Google API:
Google Code Blog: Google OpenID API - taking the next steps 
... the user is not just signing in using her Google Account, but is also sharing specific information from her Google Account with the Relying Party website. This information may be either static fields (using Attribute Extension) such as the user's email, first and last name, preferred language and country, or allowing access to any available Google Data API such as the user's Contacts List, Web Albums, or Calendar (using OAuth)...
I am concerned about authentication bugs causing me to be locked out of my Google account, so I'm proceeding with some care.

Fixed: Post 10.5.7 WiFi problems and XP IP address conflict bug

File this one under requiem for a geek and complexity crash.

Sometime around I updated our MacBook to 10.5.7 it developed a WiFi connection stutter. It would connect to the family network, pause, disconnect, and reconnect. On the second reconnect it would ask for the network password even as it took the correct password from the keychain and displayed it inline (so if one hit return it would connect).

Before the update, about 3-4 months ago I experienced some odd XP networking issues, sometimes including messages that there was an IP address conflict 10.0.1.5 - yet that address did not seem to be in use. I was seeing other problems at the same time, so I set hat aside.

Today, when walking new our Airport Express, I noticed our iPhone-converted-to-iTouch was only showing 2 bars in its network display. It clearly wasn't connecting via the closest WDS station.

With that last clue I decided to inspect our older-device 802.11 b/g Airport WiFi WDS network.

After installing the latest Airport Utility update I discovered that while our Airport Express light was green it was not, in fact, authenticated on the network. It was in a twilight state. At some level it was connected, but at another level it was not.

That could explain the MacBook stutter, since the MacBook is often moves between the Extreme and Express domains and could connect to either one.

Power cycling the Express alone didn't fix it, so I moved it next to the Airport Extreme. This time it did show up. I tweaked some settings, including auto-setting the clock to time.apple.com (I thought this used to be set, but was turned off on both my devices when I inspected them. Is it new?)

That's when I saw the Express was assigned 10.0.1.5, which may explain the odd XP address conflict message and networking issues.

Now the MacBook WiFi network address stutter appears to be gone.

Simplify is one of my post complexity-crash themes. There's too much emergence in the modern computational world, and too many ill-defined membranes.

10.5.7 update: don't let your screen lock

I'm thinking 10.5.7 is one of those OS X point updates from hell. It smells like a bridge to 10.6, meaning it breaks quite a few things but will be supported until 10.5 expires.

I think it's broken the Airport Extreme base station to Airport Express peripheral network bridging as well as some printing and faxing peripherals.

The latest update bug I've found is related to screen locking that occurs during the update process from 10.5.6 on a PPC iMac. If a screen saver locks during the update, you may get a view of the screen cursor but you don't get an unlock dialog.

The iMac appears to be unable to awake from a sleep state.

If this happens to you I recommend letting the machine sit for at least 30 minutes. If you don't hear any disk activity then power cycle it. I did that and the update appeared to complete normally.

I also recommend all peripheral drives be detached during the 10.5.7 update. That's always a good recommendation, but it's easy to forget.

Apple's software quality has passed through the toilet stage and is reaching for the sewer stage!

See also: Requiem for a gerserker (geek berserker)

Friday, June 05, 2009

Pre syncs To Do lists with Google?

Pogue claims the Pre can sync "to-do lists with Google".

I hadn't heard of any app synchronizing with Google's To Do lists. Interesting if true.

Internet Explorer 8 - still a lousy feed reader

Try searching on "IE 8 feed reader". Right. Nothing much there.

That's because Internet Explorer 8's feed reader capabilities are no better than IE 7's. In other words, absolutely lousy.

Of course Firefox is little better and there are really no good Windows desktop feed readers left, so IE's not alone. Still, if you're hoping for reader improvements over IE 7 look elsewhere.

Thunderbird is said to have a decent feed reader, but of course it can't manage Active Directory authenticated feeds (on the other hand, maybe that's a feature). Outlook 2007, incidentally, is not only a bad feed reader, it's a bloody dangerous feed reader.

Opera has a mail integrated reader, which is unfortunate since feeds are structurally different from email. Safari 4beta for OS X has a feed reader, but the link to subscribe via bookmark doesn't work (the first thing I've found in Safari 4 that doesn't work). It looks like it's setup for subscription in Mail.app anyway.

Gee, do you think someone's trying to tell me something?

Thursday, June 04, 2009

You can't run an iPhone on USB power

Yes, of course you can charge an iPhone with a USB power source, but you can't run an iPhone on USB power. If you use your iPhone the battery level will fall even if it's charging. I haven't tried this yet, but maybe you could just squeak by used if you turned off 3G and WiFi.

This isn't just a curiosity; it means that if your iPhone is in the "dead zone" of low battery level, you can't use it again until it charges out of the critical low level.

Presumably the iPhone needs more power to operate than USB 2 can provide. Alas, if it could still work with firewire that would be enough, and I suppose USB 3 could work.

I wonder if the Pre, which is said to be more efficient, can both charge and operate off of USB power.

Update 6/24/09: I read recently (Dan's Data) that newer laptops can provide significantly greater current and voltage than the standard USB spec. They do that to support power hungry devices. I think my iPhone charges more quickly from my new corporate Dell laptop than it does from my (non-Apple) USB charger. The next time I'm running low, I'm going to try charging it from the Dell laptop during use, and see I can stay out of the dead zone.

Monday, June 01, 2009

Cannot remove (delete) a SharePoint List reference from Outlook 2007 - a fix

One of the less wise things I’ve done in the past year was to migrate to Office 2007, and, in particular, to try using any of the new features of Outlook 2007.

I’ve seen some awful software in my day, but Outlook 2007 is in a class of of its own.

For example, I once tried subscribing to a SharePoint list from Outlook, so Outlook would, in theory, give me a synchronized offline view of the list.

I no longer recall the immediate problems it caused me, but I do remember I couldn’t remove it. At best I could partly disable the synchronization. The list reference lived on in my Account Settings.

I left it there, hoping the long promised SP2 would help. I thought I could live with it.

Then my sojourn into the 9th circle of IT Hell began. After week 3 of network lockouts I began methodically removing anything that could trigger an Active Directory authentication process, including any reference to anything hosted on Sharepoint. That included any referenced calendars, feeds, etc. Including my old Sharepoint List reference that could be seen in File:Data File Management:Account Settings:SharePoint Lists.

After some searching I found a good TechNet posting that referenced another relevant article.

There were two different fixes for this problem, but one was to remove a dangling reference in the send/receive settings. I remembered trying this last year, but since I’d just applied Office SP 2 I gave it a go and unchecked these items:

1

This time removing Sharepoint from the send/receive group worked. I was able to go to the Data File account settings and remove the Sharepoint Lists item and the corresponding Data File – and they didn’t return!

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Naturally it wasn’t totally smooth. After I submitted my changes to the send/receive group an old friend returned … the IPM.Note.Microsoft.Conversation.Region set of dialogs ...

2

I think these are back because, as a part of my attempt to reduce Active Directory authentication, I’d recently removed Office Communicator 2007. When you do that you find the uninstall leaves some registry keys behind, and you get these error messages until you reinstall Communicator or manually remove the registry keys ...

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Debugging network account lockouts: issues with Microsoft Active directory authentication

I recently experienced a personally new and novel set of computer network related issues. I'll have more to say on Gordon's Notes about my take on the implications and lessons of this experience, but on this blog I'll stick to measures end-users might take.

If you're reading this I'll presume you are a user on a corporate network and you are now unable to get at network services. If you request a shared drive or other network resource you are asked to provide your credentials (username and password). You may be unable to login to your workstation while you are connected to the network, though if you pull the network cable or disable wireless access you can login locally.

In this case it is likely that your network authentication is failing. Your credentials are not valid, you've been locked out.

There are legitimate reasons to be locked out of course, but most of the time this is an error. A Microsoft Active Directory group policy setting in your organization specifies an allowed number of failed authentication attempts in a certain time interval and "you" have passed that limit.

By "you" of course I mean whatever is trying to login with your username -- but not your current password. The problem, you see, is that many things may be doing that. Some may be on your machine, some may be on other machines you've used or use, and some may be in places you can't imagine. One of these things may be you, of course, entering your password incorrectly more than, say, five times, in a certain interval.

Ahh, but you say you only made one mistake? Well, maybe something else was trying four times in the key interval. Your one mistake was the last straw.

This is a big problem. You'll find many hits on the topic if you start looking. It's a Cloud problem (new tag today!). It's what happens when authentication starts to diffuse, and when you don't have a robust system for distributing authentication privileges. It's what happens when credentials are cached or distributed, and there aren't robust tools in place to monitor and track -- or when organizational structures block recognition.

Microsoft has tools for diagnosing active directory account lockout issues, but they are not accessible to end-users like you ...

As an end-user victim these are some things you may investigate once your help desk has unlocked you. Good luck ...

  • Change your network password, that may fix some caching issues.
  • OS level drive encryption software, bolted onto a decrepit XP infrastructure, can be a problem. These typically synchronize credentials with Active Directory -- and we all know synchronization is Hell. Look into any associated logs that might show how synchronization is preceding. See if you can change your password using the UI controlled by the encryption package and watch that propagate to the server.
  • Group policy updates may be failing, resulting in passwords failing to comply with standards and leading to rejection. Research use of the gpudate.exe /force command to update local copies of corporate policies.
  • Eliminate all drive letter mappings on all machines. I know longer do drive letter mapping on corporate networks. These can have cached credentials that fail to update.
  • If you use Remote Desktop, log in to every RD machine you use and make sure you are fully logged out again. You may need to apply all fixes and patches there as well.
  • Try shutting down your main workstation when you are not at working -- or disconnect it from the network. If you're locked out then you may suspect the problems are from other sources.
  • Do not use Windows Search to index mounted drives.
  • remove all IE stored information - cookies, passwords, etc. Used Delete All from the IE General/Delete settings tab. Note this is the ONLY option if you want to be sure to remove any stored credentials from IE Add-Ons.
  • Consider uninstalling any applications that authenticate with Active Directory, such as Office Communicator.
  • Evaluate all applications that might interact with Microsoft Sharepoint, because these require Active Directory authentication. This may include:
    • Windows Live Writer: Posting from WLW to a SP blog implies an authentication event
    • Lotus Connections: If you use Lotus Connections web-based feed reader against a Sharepoint feed there's an implied authentication event. (In my testing these subscriptions appear to fail, but does LC attempt to authenticate with its internal credentials? What about if the user IDs match between LC and SP but the passwords differ?)
    • Outlook 2007: Outlook 2007 is able to subscribe to SP Calendars and other Sharepoint Lists. All of these imply authentication. Prior to SP1 Outlook 2007's subscription/feed support was extremely buggy.
    • Any feed reader that works against Sharepoint authenticated feeds

Personally, this is the nastiest problem I've come up against in 25 years "behind the mast". I'll have more to say in my opinion-oriented blog about how this has changed my approach to personal and cloud computing and to the new approaches I'm taking to risk mitigation going forwards.

Update 6/2/09: Focus is now on a combination of a Sharepoint List synchronization that could not be removed from Outlook 2007, a possible configuration error on Sharepoint, Outlook configured to send only on manual send/receive, send/receive configured (by default) to include the unremovable SharePoint list, and Outlook offline caching of credentials.

Update 6/4/09: Microsoft Wireless PEAP always caches credentials. Could be a contributor in some situations.

Update 6/12/09:The saga continues. To remove the long stuck Sharepoint list in Outlook 2007 I had to remove reference to it in the Outlook send/receive group. In fact, I removed most things from that group. The NTLM account lock problem went away -- but I then had to manually authenticate the first time I used Outlook to access Exchange server. In other words Outlook was no longer able to deliver my credentials automatically. (The advanced security settings for Outlook did not have "manual credential" checked.)

After a week of this my laptop was refreshed. Using a brand new image I was again locked out. (I did have to install Retrospect Pro to restore data, but I think the first lockout was before I restored anything.)

This went on for a few days, then I did into an obscure option in Outlook 2003 (and 2007) properties and set Outlook to always require manual credential entry. The account lockouts stopped.

I'm going to study this for a few days, and see if I can get locked out by turning off manual credential entry. If I can confirm this does the trick, I'll try to bring very specific fix suggestions to our puzzled help desk and security services. I need to better understand the NTLM/Exchange/Outlook authentication procedure.

Update 6/12/09b: I've asked this question on serverfault.

Update 6/27/09: I post an answer to my own serverfault question:

... I've not been locked out for over a week even after turning re-enabling Outlook pass-through authentication, so even though there was no definitive cure I can report where I left things.

As a reminder, the last time I was locked out I'd just received a brand new laptop with a fresh corporate image.

The very last things I did were:

1. I found the brand new corporate image included two drive mappings. Sigh. (Sound of head hitting wall.) I'd removed them from my old laptop long ago, but they were back. I removed them again. It wasn't the only problem in the corporate image.

2. I experimented with switching Outlook 2003 authentication between "automatic" (default), Kerberos only (modern) and NTLM only (legacy). Switching to Kerberos only seemed to resolve problems, but I think that was a red herring. Switching back to the default didn't restore the lockout problem.

3. I use Retrospect Professional (EMC Retrospect) for Windows to backup my workstation to an external drive. (Corporate backup isn't bad, but restore takes about a week.) That software has an autolaunch feature. I'd set it to auto-launch using the logged-in credentials rather than the treacherous feature of providing credentials. I wonder though about an intersection between the mapped drives and the auto-launch. I turned off Retrospect Pro auto-launch for now.

I very much appreciate the link Neobyte provided to Microsoft's June 2008 troubleshooting page - Troubleshooting Account Lockout
http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/cc773155%28WS.10).aspx

I'm left with some psychic scars. Given the astounding variety of problems associated with Microsoft's authentication services and their pile of legacy hacks, and the intersection with distributed authentication and post-hoc security features like authentication lockouts, I'm now deeply conservative about my use of any new or novel corporate network or "cloud" initiatives. They need to be built on a far more robust infrastructure than what Microsoft provides, and they require both IT funding and IT reorganization to implement.
7/21/09: I found yet another potential contributor -- one I'd long forgotten about. I'd once set up my iPhone to connect to the corporate WLAN. To do this I had to enter my Active Directory login credentials. The iPhone connects automatically when the WLAN is in range. So what happens when my network credentials change and the iPhone tries to connect? I'm not sure. Maybe it fails once and doesn't try again -- generating only one lockout hit. Maybe it tries repeatedly. Who knows. The point is, we're screwed.

We need better ways to manage user authentication and privilege control, and we need them desperately.

As for the iPhone, there's no way to have it remember network credentials yet not automatically connect when WiFi is enabled. So I deleted my corporate WLAN credentials from my iPhone.


Federated authentication - Gmail and Facebook

Facebook now supports "linked" Gmail accounts, by which they mean OpenID 2.0 authentication.

I linked my FB and Gmail accounts, so now as long as I'm logged in to Gmail I can use FB without additional authentication. The link process also grants FB access to my Gmail address book -- for better or worse. Facebook will also accept an OpenID URL.

I swear I saw evidence of a Gmail specific OpenID URL recently, but I can't recreate it. Google has not yet officially released an official OpenID URL for Gmail accounts they are available, oddly, via Blogger.

This can't come fast enough. This kind of authentication means I can use a robust password with Google and not have to maintain a large number of complex passwords. It also means I can integrate account information without having to (unthinkable) share my Gmail/Google account password.

Now if Google would only accept more robust forms of authentication than mere passwords ...

Update 8/31/09: This only worked for a few weeks, then it stopped working. I also experienced a possibly unrelated increase in the need to reauthenticate. I'm not surprised this sort of thing doesn't work at first -- the cooperation requirements are very steep.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

OS X accessibility - radio shortcuts, shortcut cleanup, voice over and magnify

Continuing in the theme of OS X accessibility (see also VisiKey and magnify toolbars), I've several additional recommended modifications to add to my old OS X accessibility configuration document (one day):

  1. Keyboard shortcuts: OS X has numerous kb shortcuts. For many elders or persons with visual impairment they can be fumble finger traps waiting to confuse with unexpected behaviors. I turned off almost all of them on my mother's machine.
  2. Voice Over: The Leopard "Alex" voice is a good improvement, and Voice Over itself is one of the rare true improvements in 10.5 over 10.4. I configured it to use the new voice and the Caption Panel. I mapped Voice Over toggle to the F13 key on my mothers VisiKey kb (underneath the key reads something like Print Screen, but to OS X this is the F13 key). She has kb stickers for visually impaired persons, but they're not needed for the VisiKey kb. Instead I pasted the V letter on the F13 (for voice over). She can read that. She doesn't like using voice over, but I'm hoping she'll get accustomed to it.
  3. Shrink/magnify: I map these to F14 and F15, and pasted the - and + stickers on them. I set Zoom to a shade below the 2, it's easy to hold the key and zoom up. Minimum zoom is 0. She runs on a 19" CRT because they do far better than LCDs at displaying 1024x768 over a large surface. Obviously true scalable UIs would be a great benefit.
  4. Radio shortcuts: more below.
I'm very pleased with the radio shortcut. I rediscovered this myself, then found this explanation afterwards ...

How to create a radio shortcut using iTunes | sync :: the tech & gadgets blog
... while the built-in radio streamer isn’t much of a surprise to those who spent time navigating around iTunes, but what you might not be aware of a way to place an icon on your desktop that links you to your favourite station – and with added functionality...
1. Open iTunes and click on the radio tab on the left-hand side of the screen and select a station with the kind of music you like...
2. Once you have a station you like ... drag it onto your computer’s desktop (or copy and paste) and you’ll see an icon (shortcut) that immediately begins the audio stream when you double-click on it.
This is great, because iTunes, though improving now, is still hard for my mother to navigate. The drag and drop for stations (not, alas, for albums or tunes) creates .webloc files, which open in iTunes. I can mix these with shortcuts to BBC iPlayer stations (like BBC 3 and BBC 4 - there are some quirks there though) and with shortcuts pointing to the physical iTunes albums on her hard drive.

These are easy to navigate in the folder paradigm she's accustomed to.

Update: The radio shortcut has an odd side-effect. Each time you click on one of these it launches iTunes, but it also downloads a playlist file to the desktop from the source station. Kind of messy!

Managing a failing Canadian videotron cable connection

Many of the posts in this blog are of interest to very few people.

That's not an accident. There are some who subscribe to this blog, but it's really intended to be a set of references that work with Google. My most appreciated posts are often my most exotic. It's a big world now.

This post is very exotic. It will be of interest only to foreigners supporting a Canadian, well, maybe Quebecois, Videotron customer.

The background is that my mother, who lives in Quebec and is quite disabled, has an archaic Videotron modem. It was old when they installed it -- as a minimal-charge ($30/month for cable internet access) customer she may have been given a recycled model.

Her cable modem is now well beyond its service life; it's dropping connections every 1-2 weeks. The connection can be restored by power cycling, but it is very hard for her to get to the the power strip. More importantly, this is a typical way for a router/modem to fail. The connection drops will increase over time until the modem fails completely.

The device needs to be replaced. I thought I could just buy a new one during one of my periodic check-in visits. Wrong. This is what I learned ...

  • You cannot buy a replacement for a failing Videotron cable modem. Actually, I did buy one at Future Shop, but that was a bad mistake. What I bought appears to have been forgotten inventory. Happily Future Shop did accept the return. Videotron should contact their past resellers and ask them to return their inventory. (Amazon US, by contrast, sells DOCSIS-compliant cable modems that are reported to work with many American ISPs.)
  • Videotron has two sorts of retail outlets in Quebec. One sells movies and the like, the other sells services to new customers. Neither variety provides support, neither variety will accept an old device to exchange for a new one. I think if you discontinue Videotron service that it might be possible to return an old device to some of these outlets.
  • Videotron "rents" devices. I'm not quite sure what that means. There's some complexity about a $99 fee that might be charged if one leaves Videotron, but maybe that's not charged if you return the device.
  • Videotron's support model is entirely on their installers and onsite visits. You can do small things with their reasonably well staffed support people, but device problems require a visit. The usual routine is to call on one day, the service call is the next day. So someone has to be home. They will typically phone a brief time before a service call. I have a hard time imagining how people can arrange to be home like this.
  • Videotron has a well staffed support line but many of the staffers are very new. Even the managers are fairly new; they were all flummoxed by the Future Shop device I bought -- that was before their time. (Just to make things harder on Videotron's support staff, I am effectively unilingual English. Quebec is a French province/nation with a slowly shrinking English minority. All of the service people are speaking to me in an alien tongue.)
Update: When the Videotron service guy arrived, he confirmed all was well outside. He seemed at first mildly skeptical about replacing the modem -- until he saw it. He claimed it was 15 years old, which I think is impossible. Maybe 8. He put the tiny new one in place and started to leave -- until I showed it didn't work. Yes, dead out of the box. So we pulled another toy out, and that one works.